KAMEHOLIC part.5

Gomen bwt sodara2 geje skalian yg uda nungguin ni penpik berabad2.. *lebay* mido bru lnjutin skrg, mklum sibuk ngurus suami.. *ditendang ke bulan*
yauda lanjot nyok~

-stelah kame pingsan-

Jin: me, meme.. meme honey~ *bsik2 dket kuping meme*

kame: *trsentak kaget* wwuuaaa! Sialan lu, kuping gw risih tauk.

Jin: ah, ma~ap me.. Aku ga sngaja...*mewek*

kame: udalah, lupain. Tp btw, td gw knpa, trus ni skrg dmana ya?? *jd bego gr2 syok*

jin: ah, td kmu pngsan say, gra2 liat poto yg dsodorin ma tuh dr.gila..

Maru: ehm, ehm.. Sudah sadar?

Kame: *ngemeng dlem hati* bnr jg yak, td kan gw ksni mw mriksain otak si jin yg eror, tp knp mlh gw yg jd pngsan?

Jin: say? Kok ngelamun? Sakit? *pgang jidat meme*

Kame: *nydar jdatnya dpegang* wo..! Don't touch me!
->alakh nggaya, sok inggris sgla c kura!

Jin: cih, ga da msra2nya ni cwok deh..*manyun ala ikan cucut*

Kame: jd, dokter. Pnyakit tmen saia ini apa??

Maru: ehm.. Stelah mlalu bbrapa test td, mka dsmpulkan bhwa tman anda trkena pnyakit brnama 'KAMEHOLIC' yg suda mncapai stadium 4.

Kame: apppa? *ngemeng dlm hti* kok nama pnyakitnya keren? Kameholic...

Maru: iya bgtulah, pnyakit ktrgantungan kpada org smpe2 pandrita nganggep org itu pcarnya..
Dsebabkan olh bkteri Kamelicious pithecantropus erectus.
->buset dah, ni dr.bego ato gila sich? Ntu pan nama manusia purba!

Jin: ah, nama bkterinya keren. Kayak aku..! *bngga*

Kame: *jitak jin* heh, pnyakit lu aneh tauk! Sama kyk orangnya, aneh!

Maru: uda uda, lbh baek kalian sgera baikan.

Kame: kenapa?
*bingung*

Maru: soalnya....

Kame: soalnya?

Jin: soal matematika? *muka super bego*

Kame: *jitak jin lg* diem lu ah!

Maru: soalnya... Pnyakit ini blum ada obatnya. Satu2nya jalan adlah, kalian hrus menikah. Agar pnyakitnya tdk smkin parah..

Kame: *syok* aaapppaaa???

Jin: merit? Kita merit? Kyaaa~ me! Kita merit me! Kita merit! *heri*

Kame: *trtegun sesaat->tmpar2 pipi->tereak 'TIDAAKK..'->pingsan dg trhormat.

Maru: o'ow... Kabur ah..

Jin: say, bngun!*cubit2*

FIN

sooorrriii...

Part 1nya ilangg...


keapus dari file..

buat yg nyimpen,, tlong tag ke fesbuk mido yakkk..


onegai

KAMEHOLIC part.2

@rumah kame~

jin: tadaima....*gebrak pintu*

kame: tadaima gundulmu, ni rmh gw tauk! Dsar geblek.., lu rusak lg pintu gw! *grundel2 dlm ati*

jin: iih~ meme ku marah ikh, manis bgdt! Kyaa~

-> nejong lu jin, gw gibeng minger lu!

Kame: *hela napas* hah~ ampun deh, ni gw pny tmen sarap bner ye? Prasaan dr dlu kagag bs waras ni org..

Jin: alaa me, biarpun gw gni tp loe jg masi cinta ma gw pan?

Kame: songong lu kingkong! Lu kate gw uda kagag normal ape, pke cinta2an ma loe! Noh, diluar masi bnyk cwek2 kece yg mw ma gw. Contohnya aja author ni penpik..*lirik mi*

mi: woi, gw author! Jngn lu masukin ke crita lu brdua bego!*geplak kame*

jin: udalah me, uda ah, g usah mrah2., ntar cpet tua lho.., ehe ehe *gendeng*

kame: uda de jin, duduk diem! Lu tnggal nton aje nape sih, ribet amat! Sna cpet setel tu pilem2 g mutu loe!

Jin: uh, pdhal meme jg mau pan ntn AV breng aku?? Ntar aq ajarin deh, gaya apa aja yg kluar d tu pilem..

->maap, authornya pngen meng'ero' dkit.

Kame: *blushed* jin,! Gila loe! Gak, gak mw gw! Najis!

Jin: idii, pke malu2 lg. Ayolaa~

kame: lu ksambet apaan sich jin?! Heran gw, jidat lu panas? Perut lu puyeng? Pala lu mules?

-> heh me, loe yg songong, ngmong kebalik balik begono! *lempar kaleng ponari sweat*

jin: gag kuq say, aq masi normal..

Kame: uda ah, dripada gw ikutan sinting! Gw ntn aja..

->jiah, pdhal pngen jg nuh c meme.

~pas ntn~

kame: jin, gw haus. Gw mw ambil minum dlu d blkng.

Jin: he'em. Jngn lma2 ya say! Ntar nyasar loh..

Kame: bego, mana mgkin gw nyasar d kmar gw sndiri, sarap!

Jin: ehe, aq pan cm mw ngecek..

Kame: *mlangkah maju, ksandung biji salak* gyaa....

~gubrak, glontang.., prang..!~ *maap, authornya hiperbola*

mi: trnyta c kura trjatoh n skrg lg trsungkur dlam posisi brada di atas bdan c kingkong..

Apa yg akn mrka prbuat slnjutnya,? Nantikan di part. ke 3!

Kame: *lempar mi pke monas* author sarap!

~bersambung~

KAMEHOLIC part.3

Warning! Ini penpik emang kagag mutu.. Jd jngn hrap ni bkal keren yak.. Wkwkwk..*dlempar kaleng*

~lanjot aja dah*bwt yg blum bca part.1 ma part.2nya, kasian de..*

->

kame: jin...~

jin: apa bebz? *tngan gerayangan ngelus2 rambut kame*

kame: lepasin ah., geli nih gw., pan tngan lu segede bogem nuh,.

->emg bogem apaan me? XD

jin: udalah say, tnang aja.. G skit kok..*nepsong tp lebai*

kame: jin.., jin..., jin bego! Kagag sakit bgemane? Bdan gw yg cm sebiji kura lu tndihin ma bdan lu yg sgede kingkong! Ni bkn sakit lg nich! Tp gw bs mati!

Jin: *cpet2 b'diri* aduh, gomen say.. Aq g sngja, lgian td aq bner2 fly pas nyium rambut kmu.. Sampo kmu bru yak?

Kame: what? Apppaaa? Rambut gw? Lu cium?*cpet2 ngelap rmbut* wah jin, kyknya lu emg uda g waras deh!

Jin: enggak me, aq emg cinta ma meme! Serius, belah aja dada c om joni kalo g prcya!

->jiah, loser lu jin! Apaan nuh, bwa2 kakek jonis sgla?

Kame: gag, pkoknya lu kdu priksain otak lu! Tu kbel2 emg uda pd g layak pake deh..

Gw jd mrindink..

:->alaa lebaii~

jin: gag perlu! Lgian aq g bkal kna flu babi ato flu singapor kok..

->jiah, begonya kbngeten bner c jin yak..

Kame: gag, g mao tauk! Cpet sni ikudt gw! *nyeret2 c jin yg sgede kingkong, yg dseret cm cengar cengir geblek*

jin: *ngemeng dlem hati* me, inikah pngorbnanmu? Oke me, aq akn brjuang!

->brjuang bwt ape, dudul!?

Kame: *ngemeng dlm hati* gwat ni, c jin uda kna virus flu sarap ni! Kdu cpet2 d vaksinasi pke tetes polio nich!

->*dlempar batu kali ma pnonton* ni tokoh2 pd kagag pnah skulah yak? Bego bner!

~hm.., apa yg trjadi kmudian? Dbwa kmanakah c jin oleh c kame? Brhasilkah c jin smbuh dr pnykit misteriusnya? Nantikan part selanjutnya!

~sekian dulu~

authornya cpek!

KAMEHOLIC part.4

Yakz, minna! Ni penpik geje gw dteng lagi..

Wkwkwkwk rasa2nya gw dah ngebet pngen ngrjain c jin! *dtmpar jin*

~lanjuut~

Kame: *seret2 Jin* cpetan ah jin, lama bner jalan lu! Mana bdan lu berat bgt lg..*ngedumel*

Jin: aduh say, sbar npa! Aq pan lg bnerin clana aku, ah c meme nich maen tarik2 aja..

Kame: *liat clana jin* ~blushed~ gyaa..! Cpetan pke clana lu!

Jin: *cengar cengir* duh c meme, pan lucu boxer aq, gmbarnya patrick nich..*tnjuk2in gmbar d boxer*

kame: bodo! Cpetan jalan, gw seret jg deh lu pke kontainer!

->buset dah, c meme brutal amat yak?

~nah, ni critanya mrka uda jalan nich bwt cri psikiater., stelah mlewati gnung, menmbus hutan, dan menjelajah lautan...*woi, lebai woi!* akhirnya mrka smpe jg d tmpt psikiater itu~

Jin: me, ni dmana sich?*clingak clinguk*

Kame: *liat papan nama* bneran g yak, ni rumahnya..? Sepi bener..

Jin:*mrindink kucai* sereem ah me, blik yuk!

Kame:*ngmeng dlem hati* lebai bgt sih lu jin! Gw jitak jg deh..

~pas mrka lg ribut d dpn rmh tu psikiater, tba2 ja muncul org dg prwakan tnggi kurus dan tdk meyakinkan~

kame: eh, pak. Misi., ni bner rmhnya dr. Boyke Nakamaru ahli sarap dan kelamin?

Maru: ya, saia sndiri. Bs dbntu?*sok2 brwibwa*

Kame:*ngebatin*buset, ini orgnya? G meyakinkan bgt deh..

Maru: ehm ehm, bs dbntai? Eh, dbntu?

Kame: eh, maap. Saia mw mriksain tman saia ini dok. Kykna kbel2 d otaknya uda pd ptus deh..

Maru:*ngeliat jin* ckep jg ni bocah..

Jin: hii~serem ah

maru: okay, msuk2..

~mrka pun msuk k dlem~

Kame: gni dok, tman saia ini kok agak aneh yak. Dy sring bgt nganggep saia ini pcarnya..

Maru:hm.. Ukai. Saia priksa dlu. *ngmbil poto2*

kame:ngpain tuh dokter?

Maru:*nunjukin poto cwek pke bikini* gmana jin? Suka?

Jin: *datar* biasa aja ah~

kame: astajim..*nutup mata*

dr.maru:*njukin pto ke.2, pose nude bntng av* ini?

Jin: g sexy ah, sexyan leah dizon!

Kame: gyaa..,!*nutup mta lg*

maru: *nunjukin pto ke.3, kame lg naked* kalo ini?

Jin: *ngelap nosebleed* amazing! Fantastic!

Kame:*pingsan*

~bersmbung ke part.5~

ini lirik lagunya puffy yg All b'coz of you

What the hell happened to me
I've become such a mess
I'm a walking disaster
On a road full of stress
You got all that you wanted
You got the good part of me
And I'm getting kind of dizzy
From this crazy disease

So get me a doctor
I need a repair
I'm pushing my limits
And pulling out my hair

And it's all because of you
I just run into walls and trip over my shoes
I get up, I fall down, every time you come around
I'm not cool
It's all because of you
It's all because of you

You've got me spinning like a record
That's already worn out
And I'm kicking and I'm screaming
And repeating myself
I gotta hold myself together and not fall apart
If it's gonna be forever tell me where do I start

So send me a signal
Up in the air
You're pushing my buttons
I'm pulling out my hair

And it's all because of you
I just run into walls and trip over my shoes
I get up, I fall down, every time you come around
I'm not cool
It's all because of you

I can't help it
Can't stop it
I know it's all your fault
But I like it and you love me
Yeah yeah yeah

It's all because of you
I just run into walls and trip over my shoes
I get up, I fall down, every time you come around
I'm not cool
It's all because and it's all because of you
I just run into walls and trip over my shoes
I get up, I fall down, every time you come around
I'm not cool
It's all because of you
It's all because of you

biodata ajah

nama lengkap: fitriana rezeki (aneh??)
TTL: Kanagawa (maunya sich gituu), 12 april 1992
Hometown: Semarang nan panas anjrit XP
Schools: Skanida Gakuen (opo kui?)
Tujuan bikin blog buat: iseng2 tok.. wkakakakakak..